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Fake Brunette

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Fake Brunette

I'm here for...

Happy Hour so line those shots up

Gender

Female

Language

English

Country

United Kingdom

How did you hear about us?

from my favourite stalkers

Interests

pretty shoes
dim sum
walking stupid distances

Favorite Movies

Tigger the movie

Marital Status

Divorced

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Yes

Fake Brunette's Activity

  • Fake Brunette wrote a new blog post: friday night fb style   2 hours, 22 minutes ago

    aimlessly wonder around grocery store looking for baking ingrediants. Then go to M&S and buy a pack of their mussels that are in garlic and shallot butter sauce.
    Wonder home dump everything on bench
    Feed Yoko
    Go up stairs strip everything off and dump in laundrey basket
    step into shower (don’t forget raspberry conditioner)
    exit shower
    slather self in african shea [...]

  • Fake Brunette wrote a new blog post: me me me first   1 day, 1 hour ago

    Sometimes friends don’t want you to make other friends so they ignore them or are hostile towards them because they feel threatened

    I just don’t get it when it happens

    friendship is like love give it and it grows

    tall skinny person was rude to smaller skinny person and then pretended she couldn’t remember her name [...]

  • Fake Brunette wrote a new blog post: snigger   2 days, 16 hours ago

    the first thing I saw this morning was this

    “You’ll always be much more than a Thai hooker to me Res!”

    since this came from Lem, I think the only reply can be

    yeh right! sucky flucky ruv you rong time, leave the money on the nightstand and make sure you close the door on the way out.

    been [...]

  • Fake Brunette wrote a new blog post: the scary fat chick made her cry!   4 days, 3 hours ago

    a woman came back to work after 7 months was introduced to me promptly burst into tears and asked for the day off (geeze you normal have to work for me for a while for that to happen)
     
    my reward - I was bought quiche (people keep bringing offerings of food its weird my boss bought [...]

  • Fake Brunette wrote a new blog post: yup   5 days, 3 hours ago

    too tired
    didn’t get to rest today even though I had a cancelation in my schedule
    got a nice scratch on my forehead
    I’m freezing cold even though the heating is on full blast 24-7
    hope everyones good

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