Wait...what did you do with the top of the Bic pen yesterday? Do we want to know?

And, strange can be really good :)

Fucking dual DVR!!
PawnStars just switched to the preset recording of...

*wait for it*

...Korean preachers!!! In Korean!!! /homepage

Luna, I was using it as an earwax remov-- oh never mind.

Oh, is that all?

You should really weird her out. Bake a batch of cupcakes, and stick the Q-tips in them, with a bit of yellow frosting at the tips.

Godspeed 2Bit - the sooner you're out the better!! Sounds bloody rough

Hmm... I hadn't considered having fun like that around here. This place is full of enough glass and shit that a good earthquake would have us entombed.

What else could I do to create havoc?

M- thanks! Hope you are well!

Clean the gutters on the Sabbath.

You had an ear gasm in front of your inlaws

Yes! There's seven other pesky sabbaths, one of which is Wednesday. Don't think I won't be smoking some KCL while her ass is atoning.
Wait- was that sentence a double negative?

No, Fb, nothing that drastic, but I'm afraid that the father in law may have barged in to use our bathroom and "may have" caught me bollock stark naked. I guess it's a good thing the fall is in the air...
I'm just glad that he can't see past his nose.

I guess it's a good thing the fall is in the air...

^that was 2Bt for: "I suppose that I should wear clothes at her parents' in this crisp, autumn air, instead of lounging around like the old days."
*sigh* /homepage

09-25-12 02:19:07
CaptainMando Says:

I know how to close italics. Let's see...

Did it work?

Woo-hoo! Italics-free.

Well played Mando!

It's not always easy (or best) to just "get the fuck out of there." I lived with my ex for 5 months after our divorce, until I just couldn't stand it anymore. I don't think we know all the circumstances here, and Mr. & Mrs. TB have been together a really long time. That isn't easy to undo. /homepage

It sounds to me like he's not living with *her*, he's living with her parents.

TB, correct me if I read that wrong.

They both moved in with her parents, last I knew.

The only thing worse than being in a loveless marriage is living with your inlaws while dealing with the marriage. I can't even imagine.
I knew a guy in college who used a bobby pin to dig out his ear wax and he kept the wax in a babyfood jar in hopes of someday making a candle.

Yeah, but you had three kids, Luna.

And yeah, they've been together a long time, and he's suffered a looooong time of emotional abuse. And those are his inlaws. Gross.

Get out, TB. Save yourself.

Please get out. You know how I feel about this. You are just wasting time, and life is too goddamned short, buddy.

^Exactly.

Have you considered taking up chronic masturbation?

This cannot be healthy. I didn't know you were both there! Jesus! Talk about torturing yourself!

Yep. Get the fuck out, dude.

I think I fucked up the italics thing last night in a drunken stupor.
Mando does Rock!

Simon- thanks; I actually wanted an answer to that. And while I'm at it, I should have used "there are" rather than "there's" in the preceding sentence.

Thanks, all- I'm forced to stay there until I can get back on my feet financially. If I didn't have you to vent to...
Lol at "earwax candle."

Dude. Find a friend that will let you crash on their couch for awhile. Go to a cousin's house. Just get the fuck out of there.

at least you could sneak around leave some "stains" on the ex's towel and stuff... /homepage

You're a musician. Pick up a groupie, and go home with her.

Tina <-----Dispenses the worst advice on the planet, just go with it!

Better yet...bring a groupie home.

Lol! You guys are giving me way too much credit. :)

I don't think your giving yourself ENOUGH credit.

*You're

I agree with PUB!

Doesn't everyone remember the story of Two Bit finding himself at some hot woman's apartment after a gig in Nashville? She was practically throwing herself at him, but he was a good husband and went home....
Did I dream that?

I remember that story.

So, see, 2B. Listen to me.

Oh yeah. That actually did happen, but there was no contact other than a chaste hug goodnight. That blog was mainly an attempt at describing the rush of excitement that I had felt while following her home. She was someone who was also unhappy and I hope that my visit somehow reassured her that she could start over. /homepage

Ohhhh yeahhhh, I remember that.

I told you, you should have closed the deal, but noooooooooooo.

*facepalm*

BB- Boo was so cute singing "Muffin Man." That made me smile yesterday. Probably the only thing that did.

My husband wants to murder me for posting that vid.

Dude, move in with Dave Dye!!! I think he is dating someone now, but still. He is lonely and he has his own crib in BG. You guys get along great, right??

Evil- yeah, he's someone that I will always consider one of my best friends. In fact, I lived with Dave for a few months before I moved to Nashville in early 1997. Good call, but I talk to him only on FB, and don't really know where he is in his life; I recently strode out to the airport in BG, where he has worked since '92, but I missed him. This place is so different now.

Homepage! Shit.

But then, I invited another one of my adopted brothers, Todd to live with me in '04, when both our wives left us. We lived together for about sixteen months before I bought the house and reconciled with Homegirl. Worst goddamned mistake I ever made. I should have showed her the divorce paper then (like BB said on one of my recent posts/bitchings). /homepage

Todd's dad (not his actual father, btw, but his adopted dad) once stated that, "The friends that you will make in college will be your lifelong friends, while the friends that you make in high school will likely not last."
This has proven very true. Mr. Wallace died a few years ago. Todd's actual last name is Holland.
/homepage

I think that my point is, that it's extremely difficult to live with men, as roommates after one has been married. I need to find a way to get back to my loner self. That works for me.
/homepage

I just meant crashing with Dave as a temporary solution. You could save up some dough and get your own place soon.

That's not at all a bad idea. He and I get along very well.

Have you heard from the folks? They're probably munching sunflower seeds and having a great time, but please keep us updated.

Yeah, no one is asking you to marry this Dave guy. Just sleep on his couch and buy him beer.

Christ, moving in with Charles Manson would be preferable to staying with Crazy Lady and her parents!

Hell, I bet Scott and Sarah would let you stay with them. They have that huge upstairs, you know.

Ohhhh, wouldn't it piss your wife off if you crashed with US?? Too bad we are so far from your work.

Lol!
She would.

* it would