Funny Card
Posted on: Friday 03/10/2017 03:16:31
We've gotten lots of cards in the mail--mostly because Luna is the queen of cards--and they are all awesome and funny, but my friend Cherry wrote Autumn a note:
Hi, Autumn!
I haven't seen you in many years (your loss!) but I've always had a soft spot for you in my heart.
On to business! First and foremost:
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. They will straight up execute you for cussing there. You must be cautious.
Next, you'll find some items enclosed that I hope will be of use to you in the next few days. (notebooks, pens, etc)
You may wish to write down your observations of Texas (e.g. it's hot here and there are execution facilities on every corner.) Sharpies. They're kinda random but my kid loves em. I thought you might as well. Do not use them to deface public property, or the State of Texas will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.
Sweet girl, I am praying for you and your family and I love you even thought I haven't hung out with you (your loss!) in so long. Stay strong, sister. You have a (very cool) friend in Louisville pulling for you.
Cherry
My friends are awesome and that includes every one of you. I love you guys.
Hi, Autumn!
I haven't seen you in many years (your loss!) but I've always had a soft spot for you in my heart.
On to business! First and foremost:
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. They will straight up execute you for cussing there. You must be cautious.
Next, you'll find some items enclosed that I hope will be of use to you in the next few days. (notebooks, pens, etc)
You may wish to write down your observations of Texas (e.g. it's hot here and there are execution facilities on every corner.) Sharpies. They're kinda random but my kid loves em. I thought you might as well. Do not use them to deface public property, or the State of Texas will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.
Sweet girl, I am praying for you and your family and I love you even thought I haven't hung out with you (your loss!) in so long. Stay strong, sister. You have a (very cool) friend in Louisville pulling for you.
Cherry
My friends are awesome and that includes every one of you. I love you guys.
lunamor Says:
LOLOL. That's great. Observation of Houston hotel: "Wonder how many tricks have been turned in this room."
Evil Fury Says:
Well, that wouldn't have really been necessary because I know for certain that on our right side at LEAST two tricks were turned. Lol. The one we moved to the next day was MUCH better.
lunamor Says:
I need to do some card shopping, actually. I feel like a big slacker!
Evil Fury Says:
Totally. It's probably been five days! :)
lunamor Says:
In my defense, there is apparently a tree growing in my toilet drain. That should get me out of everything, right?
Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
Tree growing in your toilet drain sounds like a euphemism.
And is it a trick if you're giving it away for free? Or were your raising money for bills?
/homepage
kittenheel Says:
Luna, we apparently had a tornado overnight (I slept through the sirens) and it freaked out the dogs enough that they both took fear poops in the house. I'm using THAT as my excuse for being totally off my game today, so I think the tree growing in the toilet is perfectly valid.
kona Says:
The dreaded fear poop! /homepage
Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
Why I don't have dogs.
Cats don't like thunderstorms but I think they assume if we can sleep through them so can they. I got the same storm they did. And slept right through it.
Bulldog Says:
that's probably the storm heading this way that might even include white stuff on Sunday. Fuck that
kittenheel Says:
When I got up this morning my phone had two alerts on it from around midnight saying, "Tornado Warning! Take shelter immediately!" But I think the tornadoes only hit the county south of where I live.
Evil Fury Says:
It's supposed to snow here tonight.
kittenheel Says:
And here this weekend. It better not. I'm not in the mood for it.
fakebrunette Says:
Sharpies are very useful
H3OsMama Says:
That's cute. now I feel bad for not sending a card. but I do think about you daily.
fakebrunette Says:
I'm useless for getting stuff in the post
H3OsMama Says:
me, too! I have good intentions.